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Thought I won an argument with my partner about how to rearrange our furniture...

But when I got home, the tables were turned.

There was an accident at the furniture factory last week- a person fell into the sofa reupholstery machine.

he's completely recovered now.

I applied for a job to inspect the quality of mirrors. 

I told them, "That's a job I could really see myself doing."

I love my toggle couch set.

My recliner and I go way back

My partner didn't want to buy the bed from the local furniture store because of their motto...

We stand behind every bed we sell.

I love watching videos about convertible furnitures.

I like seeing how they unfold.

I've decided I'll be telling furniture jokes this year.

sofa, so good.

I like ceilings.

I guess that makes me a ceiling fan.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A reputable.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A reputable.

My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience.

The second time let me down.